Letter to Mr Understanding
Greetings, Mr Understanding
I am my humble self, speaking for the entire Cosmos
I write to inform you that the universe needs you a lot
We hold you in high self esteem
All we need from you is a singular favor
We need you to divorce your wife Mrs-Understanding
Because she follows you everywhere you go
Where Mr Understand goes – Miss Understanding follows
And she is good at causing trouble wherever she is found
She is more of a knife than a wife
She as ugly as a chimpanzee
She is as deceitful as Delilah
She is as wicked as Jezebel
She is as dirty as a pig
She doesn’t suit your personality
I know this is a difficult thing for me to ask
But we wouldn’t ask if its not important
We have arranged a better wife for you
She is Disciplined
She has the best character a man can ever think of!
Her beauty is unique
And she is still a Virgin
She is kind hearten and considerate
Her name is Tolerance
She is the new bride we have specially prepared for you
And she totally has a crush on you
Wherever you go she follows, admiring you from within
wherever you are found, she resides!
But immediately you wife Mrs-Understanding comes
She runs for her dear life!
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Believe me when i say..!
You two can live together in perfect Harmony
We are totally behind your destined Matrimony
We see no trace of future Acrimony
Even in the absence of Money
Even when it becomes hard to find Honey
You two will still find live Funny…
YOURS SINCERELY D’Atwarist
